![]() ![]() The crunch factor here is not too airy, not too roof-of-mouth-destroying if there were a modern day reimagining of G oldilocks and the Three Bears, she would say it’s “juuuust right.”Īnd the taste? If I were to describe it out loud, I would say, “Ish frlly drleshus,” because I don’t think I can stop munching this stuff long enough to finish chewing. The familiar smell of syrup is noticeable even from far away. The tantalizing, addictive scent of the squares is like a warm hug from Mrs. Those cannibalistic squares will never replace you in my heart) lovingly dusted them with their ethereal magic in the night time. The adorable little pieces of toast have a blinding golden sheen and slightly darker “crust.” Little brown specks of sugar liberally dot each one, as if the ghosts of Wendell, Bob, and Quello (rest in peace, boys. I know this review is half a year late, but let’s see if FTC really is back like Backstreet. So here I stand today with my Starter jacket and Zubaz on, my tips freshly frosted (not really, but picture it mentally), and a heaping bowl of maple-y awesomeness in front of me. Or maybe Unobtanium.īut as ’90s nostalgia peaked in late 2014, the ember of hope all FTC fans failed to let extinguish roared to life in the form of a familiar red box: French Toast Crunch was officially coming back! French-ception.), was still around, just in hibernation.īut, of course, to get it to the U.S., you needed to be prepared to shell out the big bucks with those shipping rates, you’d think the little golden bread pieces were glazed with, you know, real gold. Yes, for the inquisitive, the well-travelled, and the desperate, Croque Pan Doré, as it’s called in the Great White North (French French Toast Crunch. And yet, we pined for it. It wasn’t long before French Toast Crunch earned perfect attendance on all of Buzzfeed’s annoying ’90s nostalgia lists ( Buzzfeed’s Top 11 Bread-Shaped Objects That We Wish Would Make a Comeback!).īut good ol’ FTC wasn’t gone for good. ![]() Beloved by children, adults, seniors, dogs, and sea urchins (probably) alike for its unique maple flavor, French Toast Crunch was something worth writing about in your Trapper Keeper.īut apparently it was only the hero we deserved, not the one we needed. Upon its introduction in 1995, French Toast Crunch was a hero. French Toast Crunch is a rare breed in the winding history of cereal, and its storyline seems more fitting for a series of Christopher Nolan movies than for a box of sweetened corn pieces. ![]()
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